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Wyatt is a widely recognized master guitarist at his school. "Yeah, I got the first 12 bars of Stairway To Heaven nailed... Yep, I'm that good", he said confidently. Wyatt is known not only for his incredible guitar ability, but is rumored to have taken the biggest crap in all history of mankind. "Uh-huh. It was a whopper! Circled the toilet 2 and 5/8's times. Showed the whole family. They were impressed!", Wyatt exclaimed. "It was a three flusher!", he added, "Heard the sewage plant had to go to DEFCON 2 for that one. Whole dang country was put on elevated alert because they thought the terrorists were attacking with turd bombs. The President even scrambled the B-52 bombers! Caused one lady in Possumsnot, Arkansas to go into early labor. It was epic, dude! Righteous!" Yes, righteous indeed, Wyatt. Wyatt's lesser known talent is as an undefeated
It's hard to believe that someone can pack so much adventure into so few years like Wyatt has, but it can be done. We have witnessed the awesome spectacle that is Wyatt. Guitar "shredder", frog catcher, girl magnet, grass downhill racer, and monster turd artist all rolled into one. Wyatt, in all seriousness, we are proud to know you and we love ya forever, dude! Thanks for being who you are. Your friends, Jerry and Erika
The Wyatt Gallery
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This
page is dedicated to our good friend and Rock Guitar God, Wyatt.
Wyatt lives in his bachelor pad overlooking the hills of
Southern California. When he is not jammin' on his axe and "shredding it",
Wyatt likes to cruise the chicks, suck face, and has achieved Jedi status at
frog catching. "Yeah, the secret to success is to sneak up on 'em", Wyatt
said. He did not say which of the three things (mentioned above) he was
talking about. Maybe all three???
champion at
rolling down grass hills. Wyatt as been challenged many times but no one
can match his blazing speed in grass hill rolling. It is speculated that
the secret to success comes from Wyatt's complete fearlessness of obstacles
during the races. Wyatt describes his state of mind during the race, "I
fear nothing, dude. Tree in the way, bounce off of it, keep going.
Dog crap or dead rabbit in my path, roll over it, keep going. I'm just in
the zone, man! Ain't nothing going to stop me, bro'."
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